Happiness is… God Knows What

listYes..

Who knows what happiness is..

I certainly don’t know…

Let me tell you about my latest adventures…

Well, let me review my last post about my wish list first…

In my last post I wanted a whole list of things in my next boyfriend… let me see.. how far did I get on with that (I do have a new boyfriend but I’m going to tell you about it in my next post… let me just review  the list from a previous post now

I would like to find a boyfriend who…

  • is clean and like having showers and baths with me  – FOUND IT
  • helps around the house  –   NO
  • would come with me to the woods and enjoy the walk and the company  – MORE OR LESS… MORE LESS THAN MORE
  • likes doing things – ACTIVE AND CREATIVE
  • has hobbies – HUMMMM IS FILMS A HOBIE?
  • prefers sex to football – PREFERS SEX TO FOOTBALL BECAUSE HE DOESN’T REALLY LIKE FOOTBALL …. BUT AS SEX GOES..I’M WONDERING
  • likes the dogs – NOT SO MUCH
  • likes the birds – YES  (AND LIKES FISH TOO, WHICH WASN’T ON THE LIST – IN FACT HE HAS REDONE MY FISH TANK (MY LAST FISH DIED OUT OF BOREDOM)
  • doesn’t say anything bad about my daughter – THAT’S AN OK
  • doesn’t mind paying for house assistance – WE HAVEN’T REACHED THAT POINT YET
  • financially helps with the expenses – NOT YET 
  • buys me me nice things – CANDLES?? DOES THAT COUNT?
  • takes me out somewhere special – YES..
  • takes me away on holidays – THAT’S PLANNED
  • takes me to the cinema – NOT REALLY BUT WE’RE GOING TO SEE THE MINIONS NEXT WEEK
  • is friendly with my friends – YES AND VERY SOCIAL
  • doesn’t want to control everything – SO FAR SO GOOD
  • is happy when I buy myself things – THAT’S GOOD TOO
  • who watches porn and practices it with me – NOT REALLY-… FOR NOW, IT’S JUST TALK
  • doesn’t care about TV much – THAT’S A GOOD ONE
  • is not racist – THAT’S OK TOO
  • strong but not threatening – STRONG OK… AND NOT THREATENING
  • with a little beard wouldn’t go amiss….– I LOVE HIS BEARD

I don’t want another Spanish man… but Spain is full of those things!  damn!   – HE’S HALF SPANISH AND HALF ENGLISH SO THAT’S OK….

now…..

I’m going to carry on in another post…

 

 

 

 

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